me n jk went down first to buy sweets.found uncle xian jian already waiting for us wif his taxi le..we put luggage den i went to get e sweets..oni bought e ricola for jk cos no gobstoppers..i got ricola too..plus a lakerol..lol..seldom buy so ex sweets..den on e taxi i got slp awhile cos reali abit tired..

when reach changi airport we lyk walk ard den take photo @ e christmas tree dere..den wait til we can check in e luggage..met some friends o my parents @ e check in dere..den notice another grp lyk behind us..dere's dis gal..lyk quite botch de..e hair got style de den wear e clothes quite jappy de..lol..den e dad was lyk...wearing pink stripes..haha..

anyway..check in liao den we went to eat @ some cafe dere..ordered some chicken..called wad popye chicken den ok la..kfc de still nicer...e whip potato n coleslaw still kinda suck..mom bought pineapple rice n some other food..but ok la..we were lyk quite full aft dat den we went into e departure hall dere le..first time go in not bad la..quite nice..walked quite long to e boarding gate dere den let dem scan me for metals..in my family i til scan e longest cos o my mp3 n keys n torchlight n stuff..lol..den on e plane mom managed to chiong up first den koup window seats for us..e plane is lyk..quite small la..2 columns n 3 seats a column..we took e flight tr126..lol..wad a name..haha..

take off was cool la..den i didn't reali realise dat my ear was blocked til i heard e kid in front o me tell her mom or bro or somebody dat their ears shld be blocked..but swallow saliva awhile den no prob le..singapore look reali nice frm e air la..haha..slept on n off on e plane...touch down was cool too..thailand frm e air look lyk molten lava lidat..quite cool...dey dun use those orange lights in singapore but is use e white lights de..haha..when touch down we lyk go thru e thailand customs la..their airport is lyk..er..singapore de is alot betta lor..haha..dn dey got dis cam dat'll take a photo of u for records dat u were @ e airport de..haha..den aft dat met our guide n realised dat e family i saw behind us is part o our tour grp..actually..is e oni other family in our tour grp..haha..

we took dis minibus to our hotel..i was lyk listening to my zen but listening to our guide @ e same time la..but e other family was lyk sian sian not listening so i lyk huh...haha..anyway when we reach e hotel we had dis buffet dinner where dere wasn't lyk anything left to eat..haha..den aft dat went up to our rooms, pray den went out to e night market to walk walk..ok la..saw some nice t-shirts dere but didn't reali buy alot..den e ppl dere lyk reali desperate to sell their stuff...can gif discount to more den half price de la some o dem..haha..ok la..bought dis t-shirt..quite nice..white colour de..den is say i smell inside instead o intel inside..haha...e shower dere is quite nice...e towel is quite big n comfy too..haha...

aft dat went back to e hotel n slp..nxt day got visit to e elephant training camp..quite nice la..can c elepahnts bathing..their trainers lyk got uniform de..den still got comom straw hat de..not bad la...sit on e elephant lyk so zai lidat..haha...den got dis elephant show dat e elephants move ard n parade their stuff..lyk move here move dere,do stunts n stuff..lol...den e elephant paint damn nice la..tink dey can paint even betta den me lor..e flower is super nice la..

saw dis few tribal kids too la..den take photos wif dem..lol..but mom go touch their head den is lyk their parents looking @ us lyk wad lidat la..haha..cos touch head is lyk e highest disrespect sia..haha.. we oso went to dis flower orchird gardens..quite nice..e temp dere is very cooling...dun nd aircon @ all la..haha...

had lunch @ dis resturant wif e other family..e place quite nice la..but e food is lyk reali spicy lor..noticed dere was dis ger lyk noticing me or smth la..lol...sounds damn bhb la i noe..haha...tour o e industires..den aft lunch got dis local industrial tour..lyk we went to some factories where dey make jade n jewellery n stuff..got carpets too..but too bad la..not reali interested so didn't reali buy anything.den again go c e bee honey n stuff..den dey say wad e royal jelly is good for complexion n pimples n stuff...den e first person dat i tot of was jiahui..hahahaha..damn bad la i noe..lol..den if put on hand n rub oso will make e skin fairer..den lyk put on my hand to testing le den is lyk turn frm nice tan to yellow la..damn ass lor..early noe den dun wan testing liao..haha..anyway had dinner @ e hotel near our hotel..is steamboat de..abit cold so wear sweatshirt la..haha..as usual, she was still lyk quite taking notice..lol...went back to e hotel n go e nightmarket again..tink jk bought a jacket..not bad la.quite nice but not reali my type o jacket..haha..den we went back to e hotel to slp...in e day discovered dat e botchy ger is oso frm np..electircal engineering de...year one oso..den e ger i tot was abt sec 3 or 4 rite..actuallly she jus completed psle..den here's e cute part..her dad say she's 12..den she say she's 12+..lol..reminds me of when i was 12+ too..haha..


nxt day woke up damn early...cos we're supposed to go to chiang rai..den lyk wake up @ 6.30 den went for breakfast den got on e bus..today we lyk sit behind den can slp..den went up to e hotsprings dere for a toilet break..dere e toilets mus change to slippers so won't dirty e toilet floor de..den aft go toilet dne went to take a look @ e hotsprings dere..got ppl actually seling eggs to cook la..haha...den got a stream where e water is cold de..but cos e hotspring water got leak out abit den e stream dere place oso got warm de... den e place oso got smell o sulfur lidat..kidna stink la..haha..budden is cold til u breathe out thru ur mouth got water vapour come out de..haha..

aft dat went to chiang rai den had lunch by e river..not bad la..e scenery very nice..den e food not as spicy as b4..den took some grp photos den went for dis river cruise..is optional tour la..den tell us abt stuff n places near e river..lol..we oso went to laos n went to their kampong dere..walao..guess wad..dey sell wine..but dey put shit lyk scorpions n snakes n millipedes into e wine la..is FUCKING DISGUSTING la..i can't imagine who would drink dat..haha..den walk ard..dad was lyk..reminicing his childhood days cos he young time small boy boy dat time is oso stay kampong de.,haha..we oso saw dis high class private casino den wan go dere nd make appointment de..our guide oso got explain to us e stuff abt e golden triangle..is cos e ppl frm 3 countries (thailand myanmar n laos) go dere n trade..but since currency is diff so dey use gold..den is between e place 2 rivers join so e island is triangle shape..dat's y called golden triangle..here's e pic..dey even got dis symbol for e golden triangle la..seems lyk it's a big shot to dem sia..haha...dey oso built dis statue o pure gold of their bhudda (God forgive me for quoting dat name on my blog..i'm sorry..) is lyk wad 83 million or 93 million or smth la..to commemorate their queen's 83rd or 93rd bdae..lol..but i'm sure as shit i'm not gonna post dat pic up here..lol... we went to e boarders o thailand..u noe..e northern most point o thailand..den we lyk saw e burman kids la..damn poor thing..lyk..ok la..not say pitiful dat type..but we singaporeans reali is very lucky lor..shld be appreciative..lol..

aft dat we went to walk ard e place den went back..almost got lost la..cos we lyk go walk e back alley dere..den is lyk go uphill den down hill de..haha..lucky i can lyk almost get a sense o direction..on e long trip back e highway is reali lyk initial d de la..e road super winding de..den e driver uncle is lyk reali 吃内线 (eating e inner lane) den lyk damn cool..den e stars oso damn nice...alot o stars la..super beautiful..lol..den oso tinking abt alot o things..guess i shld get over her ba.haha..tink tink liao den fell asleep..when i woke up we stop for toilet break again..i quite blur so i got off e minibus first den ltr went toilet..haha..dere got dis big shop..warehouse size..selling all e roasted cashew nuts n stuff..haha..ok la..bought some stuff.in e end amounted up to abt 40bucks.den e weather dere was lyk damn super cold but i joking ask my bro if he wan eat ice cream he dare me den i reali go eat..haha..but not bad..den he go eat cup noodles..haha..

we lyk had dinner @ can't rem where..if rem den i'll update again..oh ya..tink i rem le.tink is dis restaurant ba..dere is lyk quite big..den e whole place is lyk specially waiting for tourist to go dere eat de..n e whole thailnd lyk super love pineapples lidat..dessert always serve pineapples de..but suprisingly their pineapples were sweet de la..haha.. den went walking ard e night market again..walk awhile den went back to slp le..



fourth day nth much..we went to c dis temple on a mountain..when we got off e bus mom was lyk quite giddy..den walk walk awhile..oil frm ppl here n dere..e other famliy oso lyk quite friendly la..not bad..i lyk dis type o ppl..wasated la..if i wasnt reeling frm e shock i'd be more friendly..haha..anyway..ok la..i dun reali care abt their temples..but i'm impressed @ their devotion..pure gold..freagging pure gold..their devotion is lyk reali power la..too bad it'll all be reduced to ashes on Judgement Day..but e scenery frm e top o e mountain was reali good.very nice..e air oso very cooling la..haha.aft dat we went to dis mountain tribe..quite nice la..e trip dere was on e back o dis little pickup truck..den very nice..c e road move away frm u is reali lyk initial d..ok..i noe i'm sounding abit lyk yiwei nw..obsessed wif jayzhou n stuff..but i mean..racing's cool..lol..den toked to e dad frm e other family abt army for awhile den aft dat tiam tiam liao..haha..den went up dere tried e crossbow..quite cool la..i actually missed e target cos i forgot abt e effect o gravity on e arrow..lol..rem all e parallex error n stuff forget abt gravity..haha..den my arrow hit e place where jk's arrow hit..in e end oni dad hit e fruit..haha..saw e poppy flower n stuff..e mountaintop garden is reali nice la..den saw e explanation for e long necks..in e end is jus dat e heavy bronze rings push their muscles downwards n creates e illusion dat their neck is long..if remove e ring den dey'll bcom normal again..haha..anyway..here's e pics..dey actually grow poppy flowers dere la..e govn allow dem jus to show tourists..damn cool huh...govn support..free electricity n water too..haha.. walked down e villiage den saw e school..it was lyk..walao..singapore sch compared to dat is lyk hotel lidat la..den we lyk donated money to dem for food..i mean..seriously dey're lyk quite rural lor..reali eye opening sia..

aft dat we went back..it was lyk free shopping den til abt 5..bought a pair o adidas bball shoes n tmac bball jersey..quite happy wif e jersey la..mom n dad weren't so pleased wif e shoes though but dey still lemme buy..gonna pay dem back..thx alot mom n dad... =D took a local taxi back wif dis 2 australian ladies..dey were lyk..retired..den saying dey can relax cos their sons teach dem how to make money..den lyk when dey were saying dat den lyk staring @ us la..lyk trying to hint us..hahaa...anyway went back n had dinner @ e same place where we had steamboat..lol..not bad la e place..



aft dat we lyk went back n watch tv while mom n dad went to e night market dere to take a look @ more stuff..tink dey wan go try e roti prata dat e other family told dem abt ba..we watch e pool competition on espn den watch swat..den mom n dad came back..ok la..e roti prata was lyk quite ok..but e banana de seriously i dun lyk la..haha..bananas shld be eaten on its own or deep fried..nth else.haha..budden we had lyk some conflict over wad time to wake up e nxt day la..i mean..ok la..sometimes jk can be an ass..but seriously when in thailand is lyk i quite brother brother wif him la..which is smth dat nvr happen in a very very long time le..so thank God for dat..anyway e quarrel was resolved..it lyk burned itself out la..watched finish swat den go slp le..nxt morning woke up @ 8..suprisingly by myself w/o alarm clock or morning call or anything..haha..had breakfast..still abit pissed over e previous nite..anyway..eat le den went up to slack while mom n dad went to e market..we lyk watch a show starrting lindsy lohan on hbo den lyk i got slp awhile..den aft dat when dey come back we were watching e fbi files on discovery channel abt dis gal dat was kidnapped n den another ger killed n e body lyk split here split dere even bones oso seperated..but nvr watch finish cos time to check out..so dunno wad happened n who's e killer la.although we noe who's e suspect..

check out le den went to eat n ordered dis american fried rice..ok la..not much..but still nice..ordered jim bean wif coke..haha..den walked ard..den i saw dis chiobu la..is a thai local..wa..is seriously chio lor..but..forget it man..haha..she's thai...i'm singaporean..haha..den is lyk dey haf their own version o 77th street la..haha..saw fried cockroaches n crickets n worms la..cb dat's damn sick la..i dun understand how ppl can actually eat such shit..lol..anyway to alittle pissed @ my mom cos she walk in front den nvr turn to check if we were following her onot den i'll haf to lyk go up to her n call her which might risk seperating us frm e dad n jk la..so i kinda scolded her la..but tink she misunderstood wad i meant la..

anyway went back to dis shop which i saw a jeans which was nice den i bought a pair..it's lyk oni 8bucks la..damn worth..saw another pants quite jappy de but we lyk not enuf baht le so nvm lor..damn wasted..haha..got one shirt oso damn nice but no size..too bad..haha..went back to e hotel to wait for our guide but she was lyk already dere..went to e toilet in e restaurant but can't go dere so dey bring us to e hotel toilet...it' s lyk dunno where la..mus walk behind swimming pool de..haha..den ok la..went to slack..shifted our stuff onto e minibus den went off to e airport le..found out dat e gal dat's noticing me is called yanping or smth lidat..haha..sat beside her in e minibus..on her other side was her dad..so can't ask her number..wan make friends ma..haha..when reach airport wan let dem go down first but she laf laf call me go down first..ok lor..haha..take stuff le den lyk @ e waiting area dere bought food to eat..but we jus buy e instant noodles n put water oni den mom come n tell us dat almost can board le..is lyk wtf sia..haha..chiong finish e noodles n e mocca..den mom tell us to chiong e plane for e seats..lol..ok lor..dis time i reali cut e que n stuff.but got one ang mo was lyk quite hiaz-ing over singaporeans kiasu-ism..can't say i blame him oso la..managed to koup seats..not bad la..but quite back..den is lyk..e other family sit in front..den i sit wif dad instead o sitting wif mom when we fly here la..lol..take off was cool as usual...den we lyk hit alot o turbulance la..damn cool.haha...slept n slept..den awake..dis time e plane was super full la..seating capacity max liao..den e kid sitting beside dad was lyk super noisy la..playing wif super size poker cards.haha..anyway when we reach singapore we flew past east coast park..damn nice..wif all e ships out dere in e harbour too..haha..touchdown was cool too..den e yanping was lyk..still noticing here noticing dere on e plane..haha..den when reach we go thru e customs den lyk took our luggage den went to buy wine..managed to psycho dad to buy chivas regal 12 for me to bring to e gl chalet aft much persuasion..haha..den saw dem again @ e shop..haha..dad bought a vintage 1998 australian wine i tink..haha..plus a 3pack heiniken..haha..aft dat went out jk wanted to go to e tuanqi bbq @ e pasir ris chalet flats..i didn't even noe dat place existed la..we managed to sort it out n agreed to send him dere..den we waved bye bye to e other family cos dey gonna que for taxi first..ok la..i tried not to be so dao n wave to e ger..haha..den she lyk smile smile n wave back..haha..but too bad la..we seperating liao..haha..den when queing up for taxi met dem in e que again den laf laf smile smile again den finally is reali bye bye le..haha..

but e taxi driver dunno where's pasir ris chalet flats..even lend us his hp to try calling e ppl dere la..but nobody pick up e call so in e end we went hm lor..jk was super bs..but ok la..it's an end to e thailand holiday..n all in all....



thank GOD for everything dat happened n didn't happen..
(wow..dis took me lyk 4hrs lidat to write la..)